everybody hurts sometimes

I am learning many things this semester:

- The Decemberists are god-like
- Drinking on Monday will TOTALLY ruin Tuesday
- Girl parts. I should have already known these. Now, for Human Sexuality class, I do.
- There is no better way to spend a Saturday than watching frisbee, shopping and the OG.
- To a 4th grade girl, I'm about as cool as it gets. Probably because I still wear sparkly headbands. Too bad the world isn't run by 4th graders.
- Running in the snow isn't that bad, even with a Tuesday hangover.
- You can be lonely with a room full of people.
- Everyone needs a Lance.
- You can never snowboard TOO MUCH.
- Long blonde hair will get you checked out more often than short blonde hair.
- Getting checked out does not equate to going on dates.
- Socially awkward boys in corduroys will never make the first move.
- It really sucks to be attracted to socially awkward boys in corduroys.